So Raef Bjayou goes, the slightly "plummy", slightly "wordy" one. Bit of a surprise, and you suspect they are keeping top-twat Michael Sophocles in as the patomine villian right until the end now. At this point, my money would be on Lucinda.

One naff advert, that was clearly an advert, and one more stylish advert that looked like a scene from an awful TV movie for kids... Alan like the former of course, cause it kept showing the product in a garrish box - as shown below...